Bourne Conspiracy (the game) Review
Wow. Just wow. I mean wow. Like really wow. I mean wow…..Wow. I mean REALLY wow. WOW. Wowzers. Like super wow. Maybe mega wow. I don’t now which is greater but wow.
THIS GAME SUCKS BALLS!
I MEAN IT JUST IS LIKE YOUR GUN IS A RETARDED FAT PERSON GIVING A SPEECH WHILE EATING OILED FRITOS! IT SPRAYS EVERYWHERE! THE HAND TO HAND COMBAT IS LIKE “STREET FIGHTER: THE TODDLER EDITION”! IT SUCKS!
Except the driving sequences I can say something good about those. They really do recreate what they set out to do. DRIVING BLINDFOLED!
VERDICT:
4/10
