Sandwich Reviewer Quarterly

Listen to a game designer/alternative musician rant and rave about people better at his trades than him.

PROJECTS
XTREME! Blood Loss: MEGA Funhouse?
Pizza Delievery: Apocalypse
Plunger Quest Series
Jun 07
Permalink

Battlefield: Bad Company Review

CONVERSATION ABOUT CALL OF DUTY 4

COD4 Fan-THIS GAME LOOKS AMAZING!

ME-Um, yeah Killzone or Uncharted looks better..I mean, it just runs at 60 FPS (frames per second) and I guess that makes it look okay….

COD4- AND THE MULTIPLAYER! IT LETS YOU PUT SILENCERS ON THE GUNS!

ME-Well, Marathon Durandal in the 90s had that too….I mean this game is just a mashup….I mean COD2 was innovative but this is the same game with different maps and textures!

COD4 FAN-THIS ISN’T A GAME IT IS A WORK OF GOD!

  Finally something decent. This game looks better than COD4 and that makes me happy. The multiplayer mode included in the demo called Gold Rush is awesome. It wants to make me create a real life game called go and spread propaganda about how COD4 isn’t that good. The squad you have in singleplayer is as dysfunctional as my life (sob into beat-up childhood beanie) which makes for interesting dialogue. It is really good and the small touches make this game great. The ENTIRE enviroment is destructible. This game is great, becaus eunlike most FPSes it adds something to the genre. Call of Duty 4 can suck it.

                                                              VERDICT:

                                                            9.4/10   EDITOR’S CHOICE