Grand Theft Auto IV Review (RETRACTION)
I haven’t really ever retracted a review. But I am. Right now. Suck it. Mainstream media= PWNT.
The game’s aiming system sucks. I mean close your freakin’ eyes and you have as much of chance as hitting the person you are “aiming at”.
The driving. Did the really need to put in a DUI sequence in the game? BECAUSE I COULD SWEAR THE DRIVING MECHANICS ARE SO BAD YOU ARE DRIVNG UNDER THE INFLUENCE THE ENTIRE DAMNED GAME!
The story. Is shit.
The missions and gameplay. It is kinda…No wait……Seseame Street did have a better story. It consists of “Kill this guy, Kill that guy. Kill these guys, DRIVE and kill these guys, steal these drugs” blah, blah, blah.
You know what? If you want a great game this I can recommend. What? Oh! You thought I was talking about GTA IV? Lol. Now I meant SEGA Superstars Tennis. ($20 for any home console at your local Gamestop!)
NEW VERDICT:
6.9/10
