Sandwich Reviewer Quarterly

Wall-E Review

Sat, 12 Jul 2008 15:50:32 -0400

well. I really liked this and found it good. However, I doubt children will like it. Disney is in...

I got the Jesus phone!

Fri, 11 Jul 2008 18:15:48 -0400

holy shit I am typing this on a phone!

I play another PS3 demo, “Battle Fantasia”....

Tue, 08 Jul 2008 19:10:04 -0400

I play another PS3 demo, “Battle Fantasia”. It’s…….well…a mixed bag.

High blood pressure ensues with the insertion of the disc....

Mon, 07 Jul 2008 23:22:09 -0400

High blood pressure ensues with the insertion of the disc. Enjoy.

Trauma Center: Under the Knife 2 Review

Sun, 06 Jul 2008 17:35:37 -0400

This is what you call an amazing game. I think we Northern Americans have been eating a can of...

THEY ANNOUNCED AN NTSC RELEASE OF PERSONA 4!

Sun, 06 Jul 2008 17:25:28 -0400

DID YOU READ THE TITLE?!? WE ARE GETTING PERSONA 4 IN AMERICA PEOPLE! HOW SICK IS THAT! OH MY GOD, I...

GB Games; A Store In Green bay Review

Fri, 04 Jul 2008 12:07:33 -0400

Holy buckets, this store sold me a $60 game for $35 and had the Gears of War Limited Edition for...

So, I am on a trip to Wisconsin and I forgot how everything...

Thu, 03 Jul 2008 10:33:15 -0400

So, I am on a trip to Wisconsin and I forgot how everything magically changes when you cross the border. I bought dinner and a chocolate milk at a local eating establishment and the chocolate milk was 320 CALORIES!!! How on Earth does crossing the border make chocolate milk that caolric. Heck, in Minnesota I could drink a whole carton of Nesquik for that many calories. Oh, and my cousin Nora says, “HI!”.

Who was the dumbass that woke up one morning and said, “I...

Tue, 01 Jul 2008 16:30:37 -0400

Who was the dumbass that woke up one morning and said, “I want to make children’s lullabies based specifically on Coldplay, an alternative music/post grunge band!”?

Well, I really have no idea what possesed these people do to...

Tue, 01 Jul 2008 16:29:11 -0400

Well, I really have no idea what possesed these people do to this. I mean, who in hell builds a non-reinforced bridge with huge-ass golf carts riding on it every day ON WETLANDS? I mean, did they really think it would be stable?

Heritage Links Golf Course Review

Tue, 01 Jul 2008 16:04:44 -0400

Well, its….yeah. My dad use to play it when it was new, and it must have been a lot better, as...

Free Music with D (A New Whenever-the-hell-I-feel-like-making-one blog feature)

Tue, 01 Jul 2008 16:03:18 -0400

“As Icons of My Youth Fall Silent” Jonathan Mann -This song is cool, and if you like...

Forest Fruit Tea Variety From Indigo Tea Shop

Tue, 01 Jul 2008 15:58:51 -0400

It sounds kind of like an internet mash-up video, except that this is actually good. (Go screw...

So...About My Game

Sun, 29 Jun 2008 18:36:56 -0400

I am working on a way to get you guys availability to download it. Anywho, here are the titles...

LZ Freak's Sports Report Link

Sat, 28 Jun 2008 21:03:34 -0400

LZ Freak's Sports Report Link

LZ Freak's Sports Report Review Retraction Retraction

Sat, 28 Jun 2008 20:55:42 -0400

I kid, I kid. I do like his blog, so I hereby reinstate my original review with the same...

LZ Freak's Sports Report Review Retraction

Sat, 28 Jun 2008 20:54:19 -0400

He won’t shut the hell up about his score so here you go...

LZ Freak's Sports Report

Sat, 28 Jun 2008 20:46:36 -0400

Wow. Just w- shit, second time I have used that intro tonight and more than fifth in my life...

Games Of the Year You Should Own

Sat, 28 Jun 2008 20:43:20 -0400

I figured since we are halfway throught the year, I would make an update advising you to buy the...

Matisyahu @ The Minnesota Zoo Concert Review

Sat, 28 Jun 2008 20:40:04 -0400

Wow. Just wo- oh wait, used that intro before didn’t I? For those not in the mix, Matisyahu...